"Hello, my names Ricky and I honestly thought I knew what I was doing. I thought life went fromAtoZ. And as it may, it turns out other things do to.
Once upon a day I was an average young man with an average life. That is, until my friend Bobby found a lamp that he claimed to be a time machine.
Time machine... if only. We didnt have the slightest idea what we were dealing with, nor could we have possibly known what was to come.
The lamp sent us on an adventure of many adventures, and in turn weve become altered in ways well never be able to undo. Its too late for us, thats obvious.
You, on the other hand, are the beneficiary.
Lucky you.
So, with all the formalities out of the way, Ill just say this: If you thinkyourlife can be a bitch... try and takemyshoes for a stroll."
