80 year old Joe Binky has all the answers on how to live a longer healthy life. He has two mottos he lives by: Never do it right if you can get away with doing it half assed. And: Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.
Never do no stress, He says, It’s bad for you. Marry a really crappy cook. I never gained one ounce on Bambi’s cooking... You couldn’t keep much of it down. I lived all my life on beer, pretzels, a smoked pig entrails, which contains all the good vitamins... It is good to have good Genes, which you get from your dead relatives. If you got bad Genes, forget it.
