Dead as a Doorpost

John's dead.He's pretty happy about it, actually.So's his wife, Melissa.Linda, on the other hand, suspects foul play - and she's not going to rest until she finds out what happened.This is a very short book - novelette length - around 10 000 words or 40 (print) pages.Warning: Contains frequent foul language, adult themes, and Aussie insults. Not suitable for children.John says:So I died. So I don't remember how I died. I'm dead, I'm in heaven. That sounds like a happy ending to me. So why does Linda care so much? I don't.Melissa says:I've been mooning around heaven for years waiting for my husband to turn up. He finally makes it, and he's joined at the hip to a blonde tart who thinks clothes are 'like, so lame'. I am not happy.Mack says:I'm madder than a roo with sunstroke. I know nothing. Leave me alone!Linda says:There's something really weird going on here, and I want to know what, #### it.