Rules of Cringe Club: • Members must swear on Taylor Swift and all things good and holy that what is said in Cringe Club, STAYS in Cringe Club • Members are NOT permitted to tell anyone about Cringe Club, or else • In fact, there IS NO Cringe Club ;) . . . Get it? • Basically, this is a super-secret group for people (us) that are the victims of cringe • We should SO start a band called VICTIMS OF CRINGE • Anyway, welcome to this group that does not exist xxx My name is Kennedy King and I have been FORCED to move to London by The Mother. I have just started Hellington High School (aka HELL HIGH), which is a massive waste of everyone's time because after SEVEN years of education, I reckon I've learned enough.
Anyway, I defo don't fit in here: I don't have designer trainers, I don't like sushi and definitely DO NOT have a skin-care routine thank you very much. The only GOOD thing about moving is that The Mother has finally agreed to let me have my own phone (guilt present) so I can stay in touch with my best friends. Welcome to our group chat. It's called Cringe Club because, as you might have guessed, it contains a cringe binge of EPIC proportions. Enter at your own risk (of cringe) and remember . . . what is said in Cringe Club, STAYS in Cringe Club.
