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College on the Rocks is a collection of humor columns published for The Duquesne Duke, Duquesne University’s weekly student newspaper, by multi-time award winning humor columnist David Jakielo.
This laugh-out-loud series of columns, in chronological order, showcase the progression of a humor columnist as he writes about topics that range from his being Santa Claus in a local community to dancing topless at Spring Break in Cancun with Santa Claus. Other topics include:
Davids Dad Turning 50: He is one-year closer to collecting social security while I am one-year closer to obtaining the deed to our house.
Academic Tests: Tests call for the student to become addicted to caffeine pills so that they can commit many terms and ideas to short-term memory.
The Job Fair: A job fair is where representatives from various companies gather to briefly speak with many unemployed people they have little interest in hiring.
Body Hair: A puberty-related matter that consistently haunts us throughout life, especially when it clogs our shower drain.
How to Find the Right Dentist: Ask yourself important questions like, Why is there a power chainsaw in the dentists office? and Why is this dentist toothless?
This is like no college literature ever published before...this is College on the Rocks!
This laugh-out-loud series of columns, in chronological order, showcase the progression of a humor columnist as he writes about topics that range from his being Santa Claus in a local community to dancing topless at Spring Break in Cancun with Santa Claus. Other topics include:
Davids Dad Turning 50: He is one-year closer to collecting social security while I am one-year closer to obtaining the deed to our house.
Academic Tests: Tests call for the student to become addicted to caffeine pills so that they can commit many terms and ideas to short-term memory.
The Job Fair: A job fair is where representatives from various companies gather to briefly speak with many unemployed people they have little interest in hiring.
Body Hair: A puberty-related matter that consistently haunts us throughout life, especially when it clogs our shower drain.
How to Find the Right Dentist: Ask yourself important questions like, Why is there a power chainsaw in the dentists office? and Why is this dentist toothless?
This is like no college literature ever published before...this is College on the Rocks!