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Boris D. Schleinkofer
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Pages
107
Year
2017
Language
English
Publisher
Boris D. Schleinkofer

About

Times change, and with them the hearts of lovers...BARFHOGSPeople are the worst. You can see it everywhere you look.Marcus just wants to live clean but the blood he spills stains everything. And those closest to him are the dirtiest.You can look at it so close, up under the microscope of misery, that it becomes your whole world. Down here in the primordial soup where we wallow ... we are the flies, and we are everywhere."The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams" - Oprah WinfreyIf you have a heart for cruelty, all your dreams will become nightmares and your Love will be neither Life nor Death and yet both---She is the angel of contraception, and she comes for you.Ripen, upgrade, evolve or just plain grow up; something inside needs to come out.It's black humor. No character is truly redeemable, nor absolutely detestable. Out past light and darkness are only shades of grey. He is a fictional character in the Horror-Play "The Greatest Practical Joke Ever", by Shaytan Komp'ü'tor. He has never made love to a beautiful woman, never wallowed in fresh kill, never found a briefcase full of hundred-dollar bills. In fact, he doesn't even exist at all. So there...And another:Boris D. Schleinkofer is a slave, just like you and everybody else. He lives near the monolith of Baal. His number is 5x2-00x1-11. He is a good citizen.

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