This short story barrels through the humorously surreal as we see what happens when a battle-lord Wil Wheaton must go to arms against a monstrous John Scalzi. Liam was born and raised primarily in Colorado in the shadows of the Rocky Mountains, lost for a while in the midwest, he currently lives in Oregon with his wife and daughter and too many books crying from the shelves, demanding to be read. He has a Masters Degree in English with a focus on creative writing (yes, come to find out, such a thing actually is possible) and plans to continue on to an MFA or PhD. In the meantime, he has completed his first full-length science fiction novel, Singularity Deferred, and is in the process of finding appropriate hiking boots.
