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Asshole

How I Got Rich & Happy By Not Giving a Damn About Anyone & How You Can, Too

Martin Kihn
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Pages
256
Year
2012
Language
English
Publisher
Writers House

About

Martin Kihn was the nicest guy, in the world, and it was killing him. But, on the day he turned forty, Marty decided to change his life, for the meaner. Tired of being passed over for promotions at work, Marty set out on a journey to transform himself from Mr. Nice Guy into a rule-breaking, order-giving dickhead like the "Marty Kaan" character played by Don Cheadle in the Showtime series House of Lies, based on Kihn's book of the same name.

Asshole is the story of Kihn's ascent from Beta Male to Alpha Male to Asshole. He shares the techniques that helped him hone his image as a jerk, including the essential body language (don't smile, unless others are in pain); covers typical activities (credit stealing, getting even); and delineates classic behavior patterns, including speaking loudly and interrupting often, and insisting you've never, ever made a mistake.

From acting lessons to boxing lessons, from hiring a life coach to covertly observing his nemesis at work, Marty develops the Seven Principles of Assholism. But, will it be enough to earn him a promotion? Or, will he alienate others to the point where his own wife won't be able to stand him?

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