Absolute Tenderness

Jiang Yi: "Let me put it this way-I'm your future boyfriend."
Yu Xin: ...
"Why not just say you're my future husband?!"
These days, fortune-tellers have gotten this absurd.
Amid the clamor, he smiled fondly: "Everything in the future will be."
Yu Xin: ...
"Hello? Police?" She scrutinized him from head to toe before declaring, "We've got a con artist here."
He straightened his Taoist robe with a sigh. "No, I'm telling the truth."
The moment he finished, Yu Xin held out her hand. "Then give me back my twenty bucks for the fortune."
Jiang Yi froze: ??