The Complete Double Dead

A Vampire in Zombieland. You wouldn't like Coburn. People don't, as a rule; he's not a nice man. And that's okay because he doesn't like people much either. People are food. You see, Coburn's a vampire, and has been for close to a century.

Five years ago, Coburn went to sleep, it wasn't exactly planned, and then he just woke up to find most everybody in the world dead. And not cool, interesting dead like him; oh, no. Coburn looks human, and these guys...really don't. He likes blood, and they like flesh. He's smart; them, not so much. But they outnumber him by about a million to one, and their clotted blood cannot sustain him. Now he's starving, and on the run, and more pissed-off than a bee-stung rattlesnake. The vampire has to find blood, soon, and, like it or not, he's gonna have to keep an eye on the frail flesh-bags he finds it in. Time for the wolf to turn shepherd. No, Coburn doesn't like people. But he's gonna have to learn to.