Pitcher

Kristy Marie brings you a hilarious novella about the problem with loving your best friend.

No one needs that many hookups! Not even soon to be major league pitcher, Theo Von Bremen.

So, I help him by routinely thinning out his contact list-because I'm the best roommate ever. And he's optimal baby daddy material.

For me-not Amanda 1, 2, or 3.

But since the man can't take a hint; I'll continue to spray his sheets with my perfume and accidentally leave my panties in his laundry.

That has to be enough to break a man eventually. Right?

Contains mature themes.