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Are you tired of being emotionally stable?
Do you wish you could turn every minor interaction into a full-blown existential crisis?
Look no further than Maybe I'm the Problem? – the ultimate guide to professional self-gaslighting and strategic overthinking.
From the brilliantly neurotic mind of Dicholas Chad Pansy comes a self-help book that will definitely not help you at all.
Inside, you'll learn essential skills like:
Turning a simple "Hey" text into a three-day analysis of your entire life.
Convincing yourself that your perfectly fine presentation was actually a career-ending disaster.
Advanced techniques for imagining worst-case scenarios that defy the laws of physics.
The art of apologizing for things that happened in dreams.
Perfect for anyone who's ever:
✅ Checked their stove seventeen times in one hour.
✅ Spent a sleepless night replaying that weird thing they said in 2009.
✅ Texted "no worries!!" while absolutely seething with worry.
✅ Said "hope that helps!" in an email while actively panicking.
⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include:
Increased self-awareness,
Decreased self-awareness,
Or both simultaneously.
Reader discretion is advised. (But don't think about it too much. Or do. Oh god, now you're overthinking whether you're overthinking.)
Do you wish you could turn every minor interaction into a full-blown existential crisis?
Look no further than Maybe I'm the Problem? – the ultimate guide to professional self-gaslighting and strategic overthinking.
From the brilliantly neurotic mind of Dicholas Chad Pansy comes a self-help book that will definitely not help you at all.
Inside, you'll learn essential skills like:
Turning a simple "Hey" text into a three-day analysis of your entire life.
Convincing yourself that your perfectly fine presentation was actually a career-ending disaster.
Advanced techniques for imagining worst-case scenarios that defy the laws of physics.
The art of apologizing for things that happened in dreams.
Perfect for anyone who's ever:
✅ Checked their stove seventeen times in one hour.
✅ Spent a sleepless night replaying that weird thing they said in 2009.
✅ Texted "no worries!!" while absolutely seething with worry.
✅ Said "hope that helps!" in an email while actively panicking.
⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include:
Increased self-awareness,
Decreased self-awareness,
Or both simultaneously.
Reader discretion is advised. (But don't think about it too much. Or do. Oh god, now you're overthinking whether you're overthinking.)