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Are you tired of people being happy around you? Do you dream of a world where no one dares to enjoy life in your presence?
Congratulations! You've just found the ultimate guide to turning every interaction into an awkward, joyless nightmare. Whether it's crushing enthusiasm, ruining weddings, or making sure no one ever tells you good news again, this book will teach you everything you need to become a certified Debbie Downer
.
Inside, you'll learn:
How to strategically sigh in a way that instantly kills the mood
The best ways to bring up divorce at a wedding
Why you should loudly question the practicality of having kids at a baby shower
The advanced art of sucking the energy out of a room
How to turn free food, puppies, and sunsets into existential crises
The science of responding to compliments with immediate negativity
Debbie Downer Bingo – how many joy-sucking habits have YOU mastered?
And much, much worse…
This is not a self-help book. This is a self-destruction book. If you've ever wanted to be the reason people pause before sharing good news, the one person no one invites to game night, or the friend everyone dreads sitting next to at a party, this is the book for you.
☠️ WARNING: Reading this book may cause:
✔️ Loss of friends and social invitations
✔️ An increase in long, uncomfortable silences
✔️ The deep satisfaction of knowing you've ruined someone's day
Congratulations! You've just found the ultimate guide to turning every interaction into an awkward, joyless nightmare. Whether it's crushing enthusiasm, ruining weddings, or making sure no one ever tells you good news again, this book will teach you everything you need to become a certified Debbie Downer
.
Inside, you'll learn:
How to strategically sigh in a way that instantly kills the mood
The best ways to bring up divorce at a wedding
Why you should loudly question the practicality of having kids at a baby shower
The advanced art of sucking the energy out of a room
How to turn free food, puppies, and sunsets into existential crises
The science of responding to compliments with immediate negativity
Debbie Downer Bingo – how many joy-sucking habits have YOU mastered?
And much, much worse…
This is not a self-help book. This is a self-destruction book. If you've ever wanted to be the reason people pause before sharing good news, the one person no one invites to game night, or the friend everyone dreads sitting next to at a party, this is the book for you.
☠️ WARNING: Reading this book may cause:
✔️ Loss of friends and social invitations
✔️ An increase in long, uncomfortable silences
✔️ The deep satisfaction of knowing you've ruined someone's day