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A Kilo of String

Rob Johnson
4.5
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Duration
6h 23m
Year
2018
Language
English
Publisher
Findaway Voices

About

After living in Greece for thirteen years, writer and reluctant olive farmer Rob Johnson has got used to most of the things that he and his wife Penny found so bizarre at the beginning. Most, but not all.

A Kilo of String is the story-so-far of this not-particularly-plucky couple's often bewildering experiences among the descendants of Sophocles, Plato, and Nana Mouskouri with occasional digressions into total irrelevances.

This is a book which is almost guaranteed not to change your life, but what it will do is answer many of the fundamental questions about life in Greece, such as:

How do you avoid ordering a double tomato for your pine marten when booking a hotel room?
Should olive harvesting be registered with the Dangerous Sports Association?
Why are chicken livers useful (other than to the chickens themselves)?

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