Welcome to the Vagabond-a rust-bucket space freighter held together by duct tape, bad decisions, and pure spite. Meet Brenda: a leather-clad, cigar-smoking captain who solves problems with violence and sarcasm. Rat: a grease-covered goblin of an engineer who's probably broken more alarms than he's fixed. Katomi: a rich-girl runaway turned knife-slinging negotiator who can hustle holy men out of their robes (and their bank accounts). When this dysfunctional crew takes a job hauling mystery cargo for a fanatical space cult, things go south faster than a bishop in a brothel. What follows? • Gunfights in orbital strip clubs • AI malfunctions (his name is Dick... yes, seriously) • Religious warfare • One very cold, very suspicious coffin This is not the future you were promised. It's Vagabond: a filthy, hilarious, profanity-laced space comedy that I had to stop recording multiple times because I couldn't stop laughing. If you like your sci-fi grimy, your characters morally questionable, and your AI sassier than you are-strap in. We're not drifting. We're spiraling-with style.
