Pope Blatantly IV wishes to return to the papal autocracy of the Middle Ages. He devises a threefold plan: 1) to enforce universal Catholic geographical supremacy, 2) to criminalize sin, and 3) to ban "grease" in favor of doctrinal "dryness." The Pope's outlandish initiatives include annexing Antarctica using a team of bodybuilders and gluing borders, and monetizing salvation through Indulgences 2.0 and Pre-Death Canonizations. In opposition to the Pope's extravagant claims, the "Grease Underground," is formed. The leader is the Grease Prophet Frank, who champions cosmic viscosity and rebellion, and who is assisted by apostles, monks, and an alcoholic priest whose miraculous flask heals the dryness. The conflict culminates in a "Greasequake," which triggers the forced resignation of Blatantly IV, and the final scene suggests a return to theological harmony as Grace and Grease emulsify. Part 1: Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Part 2: Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Part 3: Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Part 4: Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Chapter 21 Chapter 22 Chapter 23 Part 5: Chapter 24 Chapter 25 Chapter 26 Chapter 27 Part 6: Chapter 28 Chapter 29 Chapter 30 Chapter 31 Chapter 32 Epilogue
