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Get ready to scream with this collection of hillarifying, hilariously terrifying-tales and perfect for scary story lovers who are looking for a side of humor with their horror.
Stop!
Unless you want to be scared, do not read this book.
In this collection are tales of terror so horrible, they had to be bound up between these pages forever. Here, you'll find stories of legendary creatures like the fabled Boogerman, a snot-covered ghoul who lurks in children's bathroom mirrors. The monsters inside this cover are too dangerous to ever be let out. That's why we're warning you: stay away from this book, or else!
But... if you decide you're brave enough to bear it, then take our advice and make sure to read these stories in a safe, indoor place, where you can't get hurt. And whatever you do, keep them away from the birds*...
Now, on the count of three: 1... 2... 3... SCREAM!
*Is that a bird behind you? Look out! Birds will do anything to get this book!
Stop!
Unless you want to be scared, do not read this book.
In this collection are tales of terror so horrible, they had to be bound up between these pages forever. Here, you'll find stories of legendary creatures like the fabled Boogerman, a snot-covered ghoul who lurks in children's bathroom mirrors. The monsters inside this cover are too dangerous to ever be let out. That's why we're warning you: stay away from this book, or else!
But... if you decide you're brave enough to bear it, then take our advice and make sure to read these stories in a safe, indoor place, where you can't get hurt. And whatever you do, keep them away from the birds*...
Now, on the count of three: 1... 2... 3... SCREAM!
*Is that a bird behind you? Look out! Birds will do anything to get this book!