6Teen - Season 5

Jonesy's misadventure with cheap cologne initiates a debate as to which of the guys has the best natural man scent. A "Man-Off" competition ensues wherein Jonesy, Wyatt and Jude agree not to shower for an entire week. The girls then judge which of them smells the best, or more accurately, who reeks the least - as the guys' increasingly putrid B.O. becomes harder and harder for the girls to stomach. Meanwhile, Caitlin's giddy discovery of the mall's new Baby-maker Photo Booth – a booth that takes snapshots of couples and prints pictures of what their baby might look like – turns into a self-inflicted nightmare. No matter which guy Caitlin poses with, the booth prints out hideously butt-ugly offspring. Of course, Jude's parental fixation on the gorgeous baby photo he produced with Jen on a lark doesn't help matters.

Caitlin is sporting some fab new outfits these days - all gifts from her new guy, Les. The gang is happy for her and wonders if she has finally found 'The New One' – until they meet him. Les is bland, bland, bland – in fact, that's his name, Les Bland. Les is the exact opposite of the guys Caitlin normally dates, and the gang fears she may be 'appreciating' Les a little too much for his seemingly endless pockets and his penchant for shopping. When the gang discovers that Les is going into the hole to support Caitlin's shopping habit, Caitlin returns all of the 'gifts' Les bought her. She doesn't need a 'sugar daddy', but she could always use a new friend! Meanwhile at Burger McFlipster's, Cillian, a fast-talking executive, offers Wyatt the opportunity of a lifetime - free food and rehearsal space for the band in exchange for writing and performing a simple jingle. Wyatt signs the contract on the spot to impress his new girlfriend, Marlowe. Unfortunately, no one told him about the small print or Cillian's hair-trigger temper.

The day starts off with a lot of promise for Jen as Coach Halder surprises her with a promotion to Assistant Coach at the Penalty Box. Only things go from high to low in a hurry when Jen gets sweet talked by a hottie salesman into buying enough wrestling equipment to start her own wrestling federation! Halder threatens to fire her and pay her severance in stretchy pants if she does not sell the over-stocked merchandise by week's end. Fate intervenes as Jonesy starts fooling around in the ring (yes, she ordered a ring too, which is in the middle of the store) and becomes a mini-celebrity as 'The Stud', king of the ring, who will take on all challengers. Everyone gathers to watch the master of disaster do battle, except for Nikki. Where is she? It seems that Stone, the guy who once dumped her, is in the mall and she is determined to show him that she is SO over him - only, with Caitlin's assistance, proceeds to make a fool of herself instead.

Jen is mortified when her journal goes missing. She uses it to record all of her most private thoughts - the good, the bad and the ugly! The idea of anyone else reading it sends her into a total panic. When Jonesy lands a sweet gig at the mall's lost & found office, he discovers the missing journal. Unfortunately, Jonesy would rather read it than return it. And while the rest of the gang try their best to return the journal to Jen, they all wind up reading it together instead. It's just so compelling! Unfortunately, some of the mall denizens overhear, and soon absolutely everyone is gossiping about Jen's most humiliating moments. Shocked by the betrayal of her friends, Jen goes into hiding. It'll take a huge effort by the entire gang to earn Jen's forgiveness – if only they could stop the gossip long enough to get it.

Nikki and Jonesy have a romantic night planned at his house. Only when Nikki's tummy starts to act up and she excuses herself to use the washroom (which is directly adjacent to Jonesy's bedroom!), things go from romantic to repulsive. Nikki has violent gas, which Jonesy can clearly hear, and to make matters worse - when she is finally done, the toilet won't flush! Nikki attempts to "quietly" get help from Jen by calling her on cell, only Jen is with the rest of the gang and soon EVERYONE knows. Things only get worse when the toilet overflows – leaving behind some rather disgusting evidence of Nikki's upset stomach! Jonesy is totally grossed out, Nikki is very insanely embarrassed, and of course, neither of them knows how to deal with it. However, when Wayne tells Jonesy that his rather unpleasant experience means he'll never look at women the same way again, Jonesy is afraid of ending up like Wayne and decides to get over it in a hurry. Meanwhile Jude is having problems of his own – unsure of how he feels about being a "secret boyfriend" to super hottie, Melinda Wilson.