6Teen - Season 4

Caitlin and Jen spend the day in a line for the first ever "once in a lifetime" sale at Albatross & Finch. While waiting, Caitlin meets a hot guy in line in front of her and goes through all the stages of a relationship from flirting to interest to dating, commitment, and finally break-up. Meanwhile, a blood donor clinic is set up in the mall and the gang all donate blood – all except for Jonesy, who is ashamed to admit that he is terrified of needles. He psyches himself up over and over, trying to get the courage to go for it – but just can't bring himself to give blood, even though the blood donor clinic gives out a sticker and a donut for every donation. Jude, on the other hand, has no problem with needles and becomes so addicted to the yummy donuts that he goes back to the clinic in disguise over and over until he is a shaky, sticky, weak, sticker-covered mess.

When Nikki falls for Hunter, the hot, new Albatross & Finch greeter god on the block, Caitlin offers to run interference and get the goods on Hunter. That is, until Caitlin falls for Hunter too, and in her "lust haze", forgets all about her promise to help Nikki. At first Caitlin sneaks around with Hunter, hoping against hope that Nikki won't find out… until Jen sees them sharing a frozen hot chocolate for two. Jen insists that Caitlin 'fess up to Nikki, while Nikki sets about plotting revenge on Caitlin-the-boyfriend-stealer! The best laid plans of jilter and jilted fall apart when both girls discover that Hunter is also dating Kristen, Chrissy and several other girls from the mall. Caitlin and Nikki realize their friendship is far more important than any guy, and set about to give Hunter a taste of his own two-timing medicine. Meanwhile, Jonesy is hired to put up posters advertising a new psychic hotline around the mall. The phone number is only one digit off of Underground Video's, and Wyatt and Jude become willing psychic advisers to the mall.

Jude is surprised to find out that his girlfriend, Star, has become a Goth overnight. She has a new set of Goth friends, wears all black clothes, and only wants to discuss dark and serious things. Jude asks Caitlin for advice on how to deal with the new Star. Caitlin comes up with a plan: a Goth makeover for Jude! Meanwhile, Jonesy, Nikki, Wyatt and Jen dare each other to sneak into see "Vampire with a Nail Gun" - the new 18+ restricted horror movie. As if the movie wasn't scary enough, the power goes out in the mall just as the movie is ending, leaving the gang stranded in the dark with Goth-Jude and his new freaky Goth friends. Ron forces the two gangs to hang out together when he issues a lock-down. Despite all his efforts, Jude can't seem to connect with the new Goth-Star and she breaks up with him.

Jude answers a payphone and is surprised to find an Australian girl, Callie, on the other end. She's despondent – her boyfriend has moved to Canada and she misses him dearly, but she must have had the wrong phone number! Jude and Callie strike up a friendship and are soon "phone-dating". The only catch – he can't reach her, so he has to sit by the phone and wait for her call. Jude pitches a tent outside the phone booth to guard the phone… but when the tent gets nasty and Jude starts to stink, the gang must intervene. A long distance relationship is one thing, but this is totally different! Meanwhile, Jen is having a hard time at work. Coach Halder and his son are in training for a paint ball competition and using Jen for target practice. When Jen finally snaps and goes on the offensive, it's all-out warfare in the Penalty Box!

As the wedding between Jonesy's Dad and Jen's Mom approaches, it's all too clear that the amalgamation of the two families is not going to be smooth sailing. Jonesy's brothers are like miniature, but more annoying versions of him, a war over territory has been waged at home, and the five of them cannot decide on a wedding gift to save their lives. When Grind Me gets double booked for their mom's wedding shower AND Jonesy's dad's stag (planned by Jonesy of course), all heck breaks loose! The parents are finally forced to make a decision to postpone their wedding until the children are grown and out of the house. The kids feel responsible and try to work things out - but it will take a negotiator with years of skills to broker a deal that both sides can live with!

Nikki meets a great guy named Stone at the Grind Me coffee shop. He is nasty, sarcastic and negative - in other words, he's perfect for her! When Caitlin and Jen finally get wind of Nikki's new guy, they go boy-crazy, begging for details from Nikki and speculating about their future. In order to avoid all the boy-craziness, Nikki lies to Jen and Caitlin about her evening plans. Caitlin and Jen find out about it follow Nikki on a covert spy mission - just to make sure Nikki's okay. Meanwhile, Jonesy has been the reigning champion at the arcade for as long as the gang can remember but one day he gets walloped by a 12 year-old and is totally humiliated. He starts to obsess about how he is going to regain his title, but with some help from Wyatt and Jude, Jonesy finally lets go of the whole arcade thing - and moves on to more mature pursuits - chicks!

Caitlin's thrilled to go on her first date with a cute college guy, Josh. But she's terrified he'll find out she's only in high school so elicits help from her friends to keep the secret alive. Jen and Nikki are modern-day Cryanos text messaging Caitlin vital information to help her look the part. Unfortunately, the date goes over very well, and Josh wants a second one - with her friends. So, the gang is forced to pose as college majors, including Jonesy as a gynecology student. Meanwhile, Jude is determined to win a coffee cup contest so gets hooked on coffee, while Wyatt becomes his unwitting AA-like sponsor, using tough love techniques to get the dude to get off the stuff. Jonesy shows up in between his gig as "guide" to the mallwalkers (aka elderly people). He soon finds out that chicks are impressed with his sweet grandson routine, and he exploits the situation to get dates. Things come to a head when one of the mallwalkers is taken away on a gurney for drinking too much of Jude's coffee, Jude is taken away on a gurney because he's in caffeine withdrawal, and a traumatized Jonesy is taken away on a gurney because as a pretend gynecologist, he's just had to deliver a baby in the Khaki Barn change room. When Josh dumps Caitlin because she and her friends are "too serious", she realizes she would've been better off just being her high-school student self.

When Jude just can't seem to break up with his new clingy girlfriend of three dates, Rita, Jonesy offers to step in and do the dirty work for him. Jonesy is so good at delivering the hard break-up news, he decides to start a breaking bad news service for teens. For the low price of five bucks, Jonesy will break whatever bad news needs to be broken – everything from telling someone they have heinous halitosis, to giving fashion tips, and personal grooming advice. Business is positively booming, and Jonesy is reaping the financial rewards… until he gets his toughest assignment to date. Stone, Nikki's new boyfriend, hires Jonesy to break up with Nikki for him. Caring too much about Nikki to hurt her, Jonesy gives Stone a full refund and fires himself. Meanwhile, Jen loses her keys in the strictly off-limits territory of the ne'er-do well Escalator Girls, and is forced to make a hard decision. Face off with the Escalator Girls once and for all, or live in the mall forever. Caitlin is hell bent on getting the last combination foundation/concealer/bronzer from the hot, new make-up line, Smash-Face. Sporting her new, tanned, khaki-coloured skin, Caitlin is on cloud nine, until she breaks out in a face full of horrible zits. Trying everything from facials to acupuncture to get rid of them, Caitlin is finally forced by Nikki to throw out the incredibly expensive compact.

An innocent trip to Albatross and Finch goes horribly wrong when Caitlin falls in love with a pricey beaded halter top – and gossips to Jen about Tricia in the change rooms. Unaware that Tricia is in the next stall over, Caitlin falls prey to her frienemy's plan for retaliation – when Tricia plants the aforementioned halter in Caitlin's shopping bag! A mortified Caitlin is charged with shoplifting – banned from the store, and thrown in the mall security holding tank. Meanwhile, Jonesy lands a prime job at The Soda Hop in order to score a date with French foreign exchange student, Amelie, the hottest chick in the mall – and quite possibly all of France. Unfortunately, he also gets stuck babysitting his rotten little brother Robbie. The date starts with Jonesy getting tricked into eating Robbie's boogers – and ends with him nearly 'drowning' his brother in the fountain, getting dumped and fired. Fortunately for Caitlin, wrongs are finally righted and Tricia gets what she deserves (a hideous custodial jumpsuit to wear during community service). As for Jude, he's flattered when a series of mannequins identical to him start popping up in store displays – that is, until one is spotted sporting a pair of leopard print bikini briefs…

When Nikki can't compete for attention against annoying Spring Dance queen whoopla, she decides to enter the dance queen contest herself so she has a platform for her cause. Caitlin comes on board as her personality make-over coach, along with Jude who traverses the mall for advance poll results. While they work on the seemingly impossible task of "making Nikki popular", Jonesy is seduced by their spring dance queen opponent and enemy #1 - Tricia. Unbeknownst to Jonesy, Tricia uses her feminine wiles to squeeze Jonesy for campaign strategies from the other side which doesn't go over very well with the rest of the gang when it's found out. Meanwhile, Wyatt's thrilled he's finally got a date for the dance, in the form of his new girlfriend, Bryanna. Bryanna's keenly interested in psychology and gives Jen, (a frazzled chairman of the dance committee) an on-the-spot "analysis" which focuses on Jen's need to control. Determined to prove Bryanna wrong, Jen is forced to constantly "not fire" Jonesy who is slacking off as her assistant. Tensions are high at the dance, until Jonesy ends up coming through for Nikki by setting Tricia up for deserved disaster. In the end, Nikki decides to shun her new plastic persona and arrives as herself, wins the contest and reluctantly picks Jonesy for the spotlight dance.

When Jonesy accidentally sees Jen completely naked and can't get the image out of his head, Jen considers going into hiding. But Jen's favourite movie star will be attending the Soft Rock Cafe's opening night VIP party, and new employee Jonesy has passes for everyone, so Caitlin convinces Jen to rejoin society with a little sweet revenge. Meanwhile, Emily the head Clone leaves the Khaki Barn for a job at the Soft Rock and Nikki finds herself in charge of both the Barn and the two Remainder Clones, who eagerly morph into Nikki Clones. And Jude becomes addicted to Burger McFlipster's Ragin' Cajun Fries, with disgusting results.

What starts out as quick trip to the spa with Caitlin to rid Jonesy of a pesky unibrow – soon leads to a full spa package of Swedish massage, seaweed wrap and full body exfoliation – for Jonesy! He always thought the spa was for girls and he was right – there are a ton of chicks and they're all practically NAKED! Having found the best place in the whole mall to pick up the ladies, Jonesy scores a job there, and Jude and Wyatt get in on the action. Losing a few chest hairs here and some skin cells there is definitely worth the payoff of all the girl action they're about to get. With the guys on a self-improvement bent, Jen decides there's another guy in her life who could use some work – Coach Halder. Only every step Jen takes to help the Coach out, just ends up ruining his life. More. And more. And more. Things are going great with the guys, until after a few prime dates, they can no longer afford their new spa habit. The spray on tans get streaky, the stubble grows in, and the guys are soon thoroughly unmoisturized… and dateless. Jonesy gets fired from the spa, which he decides suits him just fine. Looking that good takes too much work! He can't imagine why girls go to the trouble?! Nikki groans… because there are guys like them! Jonesy nods. Good point. Keep up the good work!