Made In Texas

1. 1
   Iraqi Vowels
   0:46
2. 2
   Masturbate
   0:52
3. 3
   Testosterones
   0:48
4. 4
   F%ck Off
   1:22
5. 5
   I Could Make A Crippled Woman Walk
   1:15
6. 6
   Gave The Doctor The Wrong Specimen
   2:52
7. 7
   Job At Hooters
   4:11
8. 8
   Dating - Giving Up For Lent
   1:02
9. 9
   8 Things You Have To Do In Life
   1:06
10. 10
    Mail Order Bridge On The Clearance Rack
    1:57
11. 11
    Beer Tub Girl In A Thong
    3:46
12. 12
    Real American A$$holes
    2:25
13. 13
    Sky Diving
    2:11
14. 14
    Born With Four Sets Of Bottles
    1:37
15. 15
    Chewbacca - Wingman
    2:57
16. 16
    Dieting Is A Cult
    2:42
17. 17
    Black Market Gaydar
    3:15
18. 18
    Texas - Big Gun State
    1:05
19. 19
    Federal Lap Dance Protection Program
    1:49
20. 20
    Wife Kicked Me In The Nuts
    2:07
21. 21
    Porno Defining Moment
    1:36
22. 22
    Glad I'm Married
    1:22
23. 23
    Horse Faced Amazon Women
    1:15

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