MUSIC

Tracks
- 1Iraqi Vowels0:46
- 2Masturbate0:52
- 3Testosterones0:48
- 4F%ck Off1:22
- 5I Could Make A Crippled Woman Walk1:15
- 6Gave The Doctor The Wrong Specimen2:52
- 7Job At Hooters4:11
- 8Dating - Giving Up For Lent1:02
- 98 Things You Have To Do In Life1:06
- 10Mail Order Bridge On The Clearance Rack1:57
- 11Beer Tub Girl In A Thong3:46
- 12Real American A$$holes2:25
- 13Sky Diving2:11
- 14Born With Four Sets Of Bottles1:37
- 15Chewbacca - Wingman2:57
- 16Dieting Is A Cult2:42
- 17Black Market Gaydar3:15
- 18Texas - Big Gun State1:05
- 19Federal Lap Dance Protection Program1:49
- 20Wife Kicked Me In The Nuts2:07
- 21Porno Defining Moment1:36
- 22Glad I'm Married1:22
- 23Horse Faced Amazon Women1:15
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