I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

1. 1
   Introduction, A Gift From Derrick
   3:31
2. 2
   Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow
   5:00
3. 3
   Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW
   1:56
4. 4
   Ask A Pastor
   3:03
5. 5
   Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center
   3:04
6. 6
   A LinkedIn Profile
   2:39
7. 7
   The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe
   5:48
8. 8
   Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine
   3:50
9. 9
   Contacting Celebrities On Facebook
   4:18
10. 10
    Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH
    7:59
11. 11
    Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods
    2:29
12. 12
    I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage
    7:05
13. 13
    Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable
    3:22
14. 14
    The Body
    2:26
15. 15
    Feet & Legs
    1:55
16. 16
    Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo
    2:54
17. 17
    Heart
    2:54
18. 18
    Throat, Arms & Hands
    2:41
19. 19
    Head
    1:51
20. 20
    Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax
    3:14
21. 21
    Introduction
    0:16
22. 22
    Horse
    0:04
23. 23
    Horse Galloping
    0:07
24. 24
    Horse III
    0:08
25. 25
    Duck
    0:04
26. 26
    Duck II
    0:08
27. 27
    Dog
    0:05
28. 28
    Cat
    0:07
29. 29
    Cat Purring
    0:09
30. 30
    Cat Asking For Directions
    0:09
31. 31
    Two Sheep Arguing
    0:10
32. 32
    Mice Making Fried Rice
    0:06
33. 33
    Bear
    0:04
34. 34
    Wolf
    0:07
35. 35
    Fox Embarrassed About His Boner
    0:07
36. 36
    Giraffe Sleeping
    0:08
37. 37
    Turtle
    0:04
38. 38
    Turtle II
    0:09
39. 39
    Chicken Prostitue Haggling
    0:13
40. 40
    Shark
    0:05
41. 41
    Toilet Flushing
    0:08
42. 42
    Blender
    0:08
43. 43
    Automatic Door Opening
    0:06
44. 44
    Doorbell
    0:04
45. 45
    Alarm Clock
    0:06
46. 46
    Frying Pan Sizzle
    0:08
47. 47
    Teapot Whistle
    0:09
48. 48
    Dishwasher Running
    0:08
49. 49
    Telephone Ringing
    0:07
50. 50
    Telephone Falling On The Ground
    0:09
51. 51
    Shower Running
    0:08
52. 52
    Crackling Fire
    0:09
53. 53
    VCR Ejecting A Tape
    0:06
54. 54
    Group Of Businessmen Agreeing
    0:18
55. 55
    Baby Locked In A Dresser
    0:09
56. 56
    Fart
    0:04
57. 57
    Long Fart
    0:06
58. 58
    Fart III
    0:09
59. 59
    Little Girl Crying
    0:12
60. 60
    Man Walking In Boots
    0:12
61. 61
    Screaming Man
    0:05
62. 62
    Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man
    0:07
63. 63
    TV Audience Clapping At Food
    0:11
64. 64
    Drum Circle
    0:14
65. 65
    Rave
    0:10
66. 66
    Last Guy At A Rave
    0:09
67. 67
    Train
    0:06
68. 68
    Steam Engine
    0:07
69. 69
    Neon Sign
    0:08
70. 70
    Motorcycle
    0:07
71. 71
    Scanning An Item
    0:04
72. 72
    Feeling For A Ripe Avocado
    0:06
73. 73
    Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy
    0:07
74. 74
    Jack-In-The-Box
    0:08
75. 75
    Jigsaw Puzzle
    0:06
76. 76
    Fire Truck
    0:06
77. 77
    Video Game
    0:05
78. 78
    Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie
    0:07
79. 79
    Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For
    0:10
80. 80
    Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar
    0:10
81. 81
    Grand Wizard Can't Find A Sock
    0:06
82. 82
    Powerful Senator
    0:09
83. 83
    Powerful Senator II
    0:11
84. 84
    Fighter Plane
    0:06
85. 85
    Ambient Noise In An Airplane
    0:12
86. 86
    Airplane Flying
    0:10
87. 87
    Police Siren
    0:07
88. 88
    Police Siren In Europe
    0:08
89. 89
    Police Siren In Belgium
    0:08
90. 90
    Gun Shot
    0:04
91. 91
    Machine Gun
    0:05
92. 92
    .357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon
    0:11
93. 93
    Gays In The Military
    0:06
94. 94
    Thunder
    0:05
95. 95
    Rain
    0:10
96. 96
    Hurricane
    0:10
97. 97
    Blizzard
    0:09
98. 98
    Snowing
    0:11
99. 99
    Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business
    0:14
100. 100
     Computer Downloading A File
     0:10
101. 101
     New Email
     0:04
102. 102
     Traffic
     0:11
103. 103
     Kids Playing In The Park
     0:14
104. 104
     Kids Playing In The Park II
     0:10
105. 105
     Spaceship Flying
     0:10
106. 106
     Spaceship Crashing
     0:07
107. 107
     Going To Warp Speed
     0:06
108. 108
     Alien Supermarket
     0:18
109. 109
     Laser Gunfire
     0:11
110. 110
     Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands
     0:14
111. 111
     Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower
     0:09
112. 112
     Tacos
     0:05
113. 113
     Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats
     0:12
114. 114
     Tree Falling In A Forest
     0:09
115. 115
     Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey" Wrong
     0:08
116. 116
     Summertime
     0:07
117. 117
     People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency
     0:10
118. 118
     Helicopter
     0:06
119. 119
     Living Helicopter Complaining
     0:10
120. 120
     Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna
     0:11
121. 121
     Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial
     0:10
122. 122
     Elephant Having Trouble
     0:10
123. 123
     One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money
     0:13
124. 124
     Telephone Calling A Toaster
     0:13
125. 125
     Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question
     0:15
126. 126
     Shortwave Radio
     0:12
127. 127
     Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall
     0:12
128. 128
     Dentist Having Sex
     0:07
129. 129
     Panda At A Hotel
     0:10
130. 130
     Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them
     0:10
131. 131
     Cat That Doesn't Mind
     0:09
132. 132
     Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky
     0:08
133. 133
     Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous
     0:10
134. 134
     Old Man's Penis
     0:10
135. 135
     Dial Tone
     0:13
136. 136
     Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom
     0:12
137. 137
     Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie
     0:10
138. 138
     Guy Getting A Sweet Beej
     0:12
139. 139
     Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone To Know It's Anti-Semitic
     0:13
140. 140
     Bellhop Who Got Stung
     0:07
141. 141
     LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi
     0:16
142. 142
     LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise
     0:10
143. 143
     Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich
     0:08
144. 144
     Too Many Pieces Of Paper
     0:06
145. 145
     Puddle
     0:04
146. 146
     Magic Clown Using His Powers
     0:12
147. 147
     Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion
     0:13
148. 148
     The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better
     0:11
149. 149
     Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong
     0:09
150. 150
     Misogynistic Maple Trees
     0:12
151. 151
     Apple Sauce Being Naughty
     0:06
152. 152
     Safe Word
     0:09
153. 153
     Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf
     0:08
154. 154
     Cookies Being Arrested
     0:10
155. 155
     Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat
     0:13
156. 156
     Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World
     0:11
157. 157
     Desk Covered In Hair
     0:08
158. 158
     Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time
     0:14
159. 159
     Boy Who Loves Hammocks
     0:10
160. 160
     Dustpan
     0:10
161. 161
     A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter
     0:12
162. 162
     Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies
     0:09
163. 163
     Yellow Line That Divides Roads
     0:09
164. 164
     Smell Of A Pear
     0:11
165. 165
     Group Of Wealthy Men
     0:13
166. 166
     Confused Child
     0:07
167. 167
     25 Rats Sleeping
     0:23
168. 168
     Flowers
     0:07
169. 169
     Fishing
     0:05
170. 170
     Boat
     0:06
171. 171
     Mizzenmast
     0:05
172. 172
     Bow
     0:05
173. 173
     Stern
     0:05
174. 174
     Basement
     0:05
175. 175
     Rainbow
     0:07
176. 176
     Telescope Being Defensive
     0:08
177. 177
     Larry King Being Told Important Information
     0:10
178. 178
     Well
     0:05
179. 179
     The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record
     0:11
180. 180
     Salad
     0:05
181. 181
     Little Girl Teasing A Lamp
     0:09
182. 182
     Zoo With Nothing To Lose
     0:09
183. 183
     Racist Stapler
     0:07
184. 184
     Friendship Bracelet
     0:07
185. 185
     Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir
     0:08
186. 186
     Two Lost Fireflies
     0:09
187. 187
     Humpback Whale
     0:10
188. 188
     Elevator At The Empire State Building
     0:13
189. 189
     Tip Of A Billionaire's Penis
     0:10
190. 190
     Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood
     0:08
191. 191
     French Kids Picking Apples
     0:08
192. 192
     Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts
     0:11
193. 193
     Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated
     0:11
194. 194
     RomneyCare & ObamaCare
     0:16
195. 195
     The Nerve Of Some People
     0:04
196. 196
     Boner School
     0:05
197. 197
     Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident
     0:09
198. 198
     A BuzzFeed List
     0:08
199. 199
     Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged
     0:11
200. 200
     Fox News & MSNBC
     0:14
201. 201
     Amicable Divorce
     0:05
202. 202
     Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom
     0:09
203. 203
     Snacks In Iraq
     0:06
204. 204
     Telecommuting Cat
     0:06
205. 205
     Nano-Horse
     0:05
206. 206
     Hebrew Ray
     0:07
207. 207
     Caldor Binge Drinking
     0:11
208. 208
     Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game
     0:09
209. 209
     Details
     0:04
210. 210
     School Teacher Given Permission
     0:12
211. 211
     High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future
     0:07
212. 212
     Cheese
     0:07
213. 213
     Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City
     0:06
214. 214
     The Czech Republic
     0:08
215. 215
     Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad
     0:07
216. 216
     Hotel Bed That Is Tired
     0:08
217. 217
     Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels
     0:09
218. 218
     Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction
     0:18
219. 219
     A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs
     0:25
220. 220
     Marijuana
     3:00
221. 221
     PCP
     3:00
222. 222
     Heroin
     3:00
223. 223
     Apple Cider Vinegar
     3:00
224. 224
     MDMA
     3:00
225. 225
     LSD
     3:00
226. 226
     Amoxicillin
     3:00
227. 227
     Peyote
     3:00
228. 228
     Amaretto Sour
     3:00
229. 229
     Oxycodone
     3:00
230. 230
     Crying
     0:18
231. 231
     More Crying
     1:32
232. 232
     Still Crying
     17:51
233. 233
     I Simply Keep Crying
     25:35
234. 234
     Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook
     0:36
235. 235
     Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations
     1:57
236. 236
     Conversational Russian In The Workplace
     2:17
237. 237
     Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings
     2:38
238. 238
     Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest
     2:59
239. 239
     Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces
     3:00
240. 240
     Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia
     2:49
241. 241
     Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia
     2:39
242. 242
     Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status
     3:15
243. 243
     Enter The Fuckscape
     3:07
244. 244
     Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner
     3:19
245. 245
     I'm A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor
     3:32
246. 246
     I Thought I Was The Pancake Man
     3:46
247. 247
     You're A World-Class Pussy-Grifter
     8:18
248. 248
     Intro To Ringtones
     0:28
249. 249
     Phone Call
     0:07
250. 250
     Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate
     0:07
251. 251
     Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo
     0:10
252. 252
     Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp
     0:08
253. 253
     Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle
     0:08
254. 254
     Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada
     0:11
255. 255
     Phone Is Ringing
     0:09
256. 256
     Friend
     0:07
257. 257
     Love
     0:12
258. 258
     Spicy Fish
     0:13
259. 259
     Mother Calling
     0:06
260. 260
     Father Calling
     0:05
261. 261
     Mother 2
     0:06
262. 262
     Father 2
     0:05
263. 263
     Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da
     0:09
264. 264
     Aaaaaaaa
     0:05
265. 265
     Wife Calling
     0:10
266. 266
     Husband Calling
     0:09
267. 267
     Someone Is Calling
     0:12
268. 268
     Fuckface Calling
     0:07
269. 269
     Acquaintance
     0:06
270. 270
     Unnnnnn
     0:15
271. 271
     Auauauauauauau
     0:10
272. 272
     Wouowowoooouuuooo
     0:13
273. 273
     Whistle Ring
     0:08
274. 274
     Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr
     0:17
275. 275
     Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr
     0:10
276. 276
     Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu
     0:12
277. 277
     Gwreeegwkqreu
     0:10
278. 278
     Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu
     0:06
279. 279
     Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!
     0:07
280. 280
     Luuuuleelaaalalou!!
     0:06
281. 281
     Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua
     0:11
282. 282
     Answer The Phone
     0:12
283. 283
     Pffrrrtttt
     0:06
284. 284
     Susan Sarandon Is Calling
     0:11
285. 285
     Colleague
     0:06
286. 286
     Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo
     0:07
287. 287
     Hey!
     0:06
288. 288
     Waffles
     0:05
289. 289
     Fuckbuddy
     0:06
290. 290
     Piano Cleaner
     0:05
291. 291
     Bryan
     0:06
292. 292
     Cream Cheese
     0:11
293. 293
     Rabbi
     0:06
294. 294
     Priest
     0:04
295. 295
     I Can't Answer The Phone
     0:16
296. 296
     Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages
     1:08
297. 297
     Dr. Fart
     0:11
298. 298
     Sarah
     0:09
299. 299
     Social Anxiety
     0:08
300. 300
     The Sizzle-Maker
     0:13
301. 301
     Mittens
     0:13
302. 302
     Kate
     0:07
303. 303
     No Answer
     0:07
304. 304
     Debbie
     0:16
305. 305
     Andrew
     0:07
306. 306
     Phil Donahue
     0:04
307. 307
     Kaitlin
     0:08
308. 308
     Old Man
     0:06
309. 309
     Steve
     0:07
310. 310
     Lucy
     0:06
311. 311
     Judy
     0:07
312. 312
     Megan
     0:11
313. 313
     Leave Your Name
     0:07
314. 314
     Kim
     0:07
315. 315
     Tim
     0:11
316. 316
     Miguel
     0:08
317. 317
     Sebastian
     0:05
318. 318
     Penicillin Dong
     0:06
319. 319
     Thong McHacky-Sack
     0:07
320. 320
     Matt
     0:04
321. 321
     Katie
     0:08
322. 322
     Confident Balls
     0:08
323. 323
     Robert
     0:10
324. 324
     Mr. Shitface
     0:06
325. 325
     Pile Of Sneakers
     0:08
326. 326
     Pasta Nasty
     0:07
327. 327
     Crème Fresh Jackson
     0:08
328. 328
     I Can't Answer The Phone
     0:04
329. 329
     Flitchy Woo-Woo
     0:10
330. 330
     Slick Motherfucker
     0:06
331. 331
     Sleepy Horse
     0:10
332. 332
     Can't Come To Phone
     0:13
333. 333
     Dawn
     0:07
334. 334
     I Am A Doctor
     0:08
335. 335
     Nick
     0:09
336. 336
     Poodle
     0:09
337. 337
     Hello, Mr. Cunt
     0:05
338. 338
     Standard Greeting 1
     0:07
339. 339
     Standard Greeting 2
     0:08
340. 340
     Standard Greeting 3
     0:07
341. 341
     Standard Greeting 4
     0:07
342. 342
     Standard Greeting 5
     0:10
343. 343
     Standard Greeting 6
     0:09
344. 344
     Standard Greeting 7
     0:07
345. 345
     I Can't Answer The Phone (But I Want To)
     2:15
346. 346
     Please Take Off Your Shoes
     0:04
347. 347
     Don Draper Has The Flu
     0:06
348. 348
     Moons Over Your Hammy
     0:10
349. 349
     It's Not A Slumber Party Without Thor
     0:04
350. 350
     Now My Back Hurts
     0:04
351. 351
     Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up
     0:13
352. 352
     Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin
     0:04
353. 353
     Oops
     0:05
354. 354
     Sneaking Around The Zoo
     0:08
355. 355
     Goodnight, Buddy
     0:17
356. 356
     Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry
     0:06
357. 357
     Faxed To The Wrong Number
     0:12
358. 358
     Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing
     0:04
359. 359
     1960's Street Fight
     0:05
360. 360
     Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks
     0:09
361. 361
     You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)
     0:06
362. 362
     Don't Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret
     0:11
363. 363
     The Best Misunderstanding
     0:04
364. 364
     Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel
     0:07
365. 365
     Kindhearted Fireman
     0:06
366. 366
     Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold
     0:04
367. 367
     Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. And Mrs. President
     0:11
368. 368
     Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun
     0:11
369. 369
     Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner
     0:24
370. 370
     Goofballs Having Silly Fun
     0:09
371. 371
     The Jackal Never Misses!
     0:10
372. 372
     Land-Grabber's Cousin Has Nice Upstairs
     0:04
373. 373
     Mrs. Thunder/Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain
     0:07
374. 374
     Don't Mind If I Do...
     0:11
375. 375
     Round One Goes To Princess-Rump
     0:07
376. 376
     Happy And Stuffed
     0:06
377. 377
     Just Another Guns N' Roses Brunch
     0:06
378. 378
     Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp
     0:07
379. 379
     Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache
     0:04
380. 380
     Have We Met?
     0:11
381. 381
     No, Please... After You
     0:08
382. 382
     Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It
     0:10
383. 383
     Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded
     0:08
384. 384
     88% On Rotten Tomatoes
     0:04
385. 385
     Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy
     0:13
386. 386
     Two Rascals Showing Off
     0:28
387. 387
     48 And Flexible
     0:06
388. 388
     That Was Worth It
     0:13
389. 389
     Bandits Helping Around The House
     0:04
390. 390
     Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling
     0:14
391. 391
     I'm The Autodidact Of Amour
     0:10
392. 392
     Oh, My Wife Knows
     0:09
393. 393
     That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded
     0:13
394. 394
     The Healing Heart/Mother-In-Law
     0:06
395. 395
     Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party
     0:19
396. 396
     We Get Five Weeks' Vacation In Holland
     0:05
397. 397
     Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant
     0:16
398. 398
     Two Adults In A Small Space
     0:11
399. 399
     Dude, We're On The 5 O'Clock News
     0:18
400. 400
     www.thepleasuresallmine.gov
     0:11
401. 401
     I Don't Have The Hiccups Anymore
     0:08
402. 402
     Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven
     0:15
403. 403
     These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!
     0:08
404. 404
     Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful
     0:10
405. 405
     I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now
     0:09
406. 406
     The Kindness Of Strangers
     0:10
407. 407
     We're Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind
     0:13
408. 408
     IT Department Doesn't Have A Care In The World
     0:04
409. 409
     Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating
     0:09
410. 410
     I Voted For McCain In 2000
     0:10
411. 411
     New Car Smell, Old Car Feel
     0:09
412. 412
     Paul Can Really Push Good
     0:12
413. 413
     Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want
     0:08
414. 414
     David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange
     0:08
415. 415
     Doin' The Flip-A-Doo
     0:05
416. 416
     Anti-Vaxxer "Saxophone" Relaxer
     0:11
417. 417
     Germaphobe Does Not Mind
     0:04
418. 418
     Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise
     0:09
419. 419
     Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy
     0:12
420. 420
     Fart Walrus
     0:09
421. 421
     French Woman Enjoying A Danish
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422. 422
     No Shirt, No Shoes - Service
     0:12
423. 423
     With Or Without You (Preferably With)
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424. 424
     Shouts And Murmurs
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425. 425
     Pilates Are Invigorating
     0:12
426. 426
     I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu
     0:08
427. 427
     The Last Rock Star
     0:20
428. 428
     It's Noon Somewhere
     0:04
429. 429
     My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago
     0:16
430. 430
     Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good
     0:05
431. 431
     Love Clean Up, Aisle One
     0:13
432. 432
     Found Your Thing Using MapQuest
     0:05
433. 433
     Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store
     0:15
434. 434
     This Cheesecake Is Divine
     0:04
435. 435
     Jam Session
     0:16
436. 436
     Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To)
     0:05
437. 437
     Even Better Than An Associate Degree
     0:13
438. 438
     I Went To School In The Boston Area
     0:10
439. 439
     Happiness Is A Warm Dong
     0:11
440. 440
     Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole
     0:20
441. 441
     Call Me Dr. Stardust
     0:04
442. 442
     Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze
     0:23
443. 443
     Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator
     0:04
444. 444
     Operation Cooch-Toot
     0:17
445. 445
     Preggo!
     0:04
446. 446
     My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days
     0:08
447. 447
     Sure, In There Is Fine
     0:04
448. 448
     The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia
     0:07
449. 449
     Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!)
     0:10
450. 450
     We Were Just Talking About You
     0:09
451. 451
     Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford
     0:09
452. 452
     Sophisticated?
     0:10
453. 453
     We Deserve A Michelin Star
     0:10
454. 454
     Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces
     0:21
455. 455
     Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish
     0:07
456. 456
     How Very Hemmingway Of You
     0:04
457. 457
     Drinking Straight Out Of Lust's Milk Carton
     0:11
458. 458
     Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation
     0:15
459. 459
     Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief
     0:08
460. 460
     I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia?
     0:13
461. 461
     Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short
     0:07
462. 462
     Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel?
     0:13
463. 463
     Dirty Boulevard
     0:04
464. 464
     Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?
     0:09
465. 465
     Portland, ME Is Cool... But Really Weird
     0:10
466. 466
     The Wish-Maker Will See You Now
     0:17
467. 467
     Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker
     0:12
468. 468
     The Shenanigans You Requested
     0:05
469. 469
     What Gusto!
     0:10
470. 470
     Please Don't Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)
     0:07
471. 471
     Wet Hot Americano
     0:14
472. 472
     A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source
     0:13
473. 473
     Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit
     0:09
474. 474
     A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven
     0:10
475. 475
     Too Soon?
     0:10
476. 476
     Please Be Quiet Or You'll Wake Up My Titties
     0:08
477. 477
     Never You Mind That
     0:09
478. 478
     She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter
     0:10
479. 479
     Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game
     0:08
480. 480
     Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence
     0:11
481. 481
     Two Gigolos, One Office Manager
     0:10
482. 482
     Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting
     0:10
483. 483
     It Took Another Man's Wife To Make This Boy A Man
     0:11
484. 484
     Nothing Goes To Waste
     0:18
485. 485
     My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse
     0:11
486. 486
     Make Yourself At Home
     0:04
487. 487
     Meet Me By The Condom Machine
     0:05
488. 488
     I Feel Like I've Known You For Hours
     0:13
489. 489
     Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out
     0:06
490. 490
     Fire Your Dentist!
     0:09
491. 491
     Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two
     0:14
492. 492
     Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit
     0:10
493. 493
     I'm The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There
     0:07
494. 494
     Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style
     0:12
495. 495
     Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship
     0:07
496. 496
     Sally's In Charge
     0:10
497. 497
     Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons
     0:10
498. 498
     The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This "Carrot-Man"
     0:04
499. 499
     It's Raining Dan
     0:08
500. 500
     It's Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking)
     0:04
501. 501
     College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It'd Be
     0:20
502. 502
     Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help
     0:04
503. 503
     A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables
     0:06
504. 504
     Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting
     0:07
505. 505
     Best Friends/Next Level
     0:09
506. 506
     Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real
     0:05
507. 507
     Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding
     0:14
508. 508
     A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure
     0:04
509. 509
     So Glad That Was You Behind Me
     0:06
510. 510
     An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman
     0:04
511. 511
     Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude
     0:11
512. 512
     Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm
     0:08
513. 513
     Crammin' For The Jam Exam
     0:10
514. 514
     I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk
     0:09
515. 515
     You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir
     0:04
516. 516
     Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers
     0:13
517. 517
     You're Like John Adams Times 1.5!
     0:05
518. 518
     Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer
     0:09
519. 519
     I Guess We'll Need A New Kitchen
     0:08
520. 520
     Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other
     0:10
521. 521
     They Call Me The "You're Welcome Man"
     0:30
522. 522
     Let's Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl
     0:07
523. 523
     So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse
     0:07
524. 524
     File Under "The Rolling Stones"
     0:06
525. 525
     No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct
     0:11
526. 526
     My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles
     0:07
527. 527
     Two-State Solution With Benefits
     0:07
528. 528
     My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position
     0:10
529. 529
     Can't Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey
     0:12
530. 530
     Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning
     0:05
531. 531
     So This Is Medicaid?
     0:07
532. 532
     Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie
     0:10
533. 533
     Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood
     0:06
534. 534
     Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door
     0:08
535. 535
     No Senator, I Already Have Two
     0:16
536. 536
     PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder
     0:06
537. 537
     Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work
     0:10
538. 538
     A Real Whodunnit!
     0:09
539. 539
     Horace's Compromise
     0:10
540. 540
     Plutocrats Got Feelings Too
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