MUSIC

Tracks
- 1Some Drakkar Noir Wearing Dexter with a Boner1:42
- 2Date Night!3:14
- 3Laugh It Up, Funny Boys3:12
- 4Replacement3:00
- 5The Secret Life (And Tragic Death) of Richard T. Owl3:10
- 6A Dreadful Collection of Memoranda3:25
- 7My God, You're Boring3:11
- 8The World Must Be Flat (Because You've Fallen Off the Face of It)0:51
- 9It's Not About the Horniness, It's About the Loneliness3:12
- 10She Only Dates Astronauts (So What on Earth is She Doing With Me?)3:06
- 11My Figurative Heart1:17
- 12You Heard What I Spelled!3:41
- 13I Just Want to Take You to Applebee's1:54
- 14I Did Get Scabies Once, So I Guess That's Pretty Punk3:43
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