The Wanker's Guide to Masturbation

From one of the most prolific erotica authors comes the funniest book on wanking you will ever read. It has all the answers to questions you never thought to ask - Is God a wanker? Was Eve made to be the first bit of porn? Is wanking cheating? Wanking facts, songs, literature, who does it and why? Mutual masturbation, wanking jokes and, of course, the origins of wanking. But wait...there is more! It is the ultimate gift for all your wanking friends and will have you laughing at the author's light hearted approach to this very serious subject. Or maybe you will just cry... Break open this taboo subject and embrace the art of wanking. Mister Average is a pen name of one of the most prolific writers of erotic short stories.Most of his stories have a message, or a question. Yes, they are naughty, but they often also present a dilemma. Most contain some love and romance, most of them reflect what we are like in our average lives.The characters are generally normal, average, people - like me and you in realistic situations, in realistic fantasies.He writes about the kinds of things you fantasize about.Enjoy.