The Quest for the Bone Idol

Yo ho ho, shiver me timbers, and other pirate-related sayings.After Stitches wins a competition at The Bolt and Jugular, Ollie and the boys take a well-deserved break from the detective agency. As they embark on a cruise, it seems like fate might be finally smiling down on them.But what begins as a relaxing holiday turns into a voyage of intrigue and mayhem on the high seas, as the intrepid explorers get in a mystery involving a strange relic, a dangerous enemy, and a rather bawdy crew of pirates with interesting beards.Will Flug ever stop being seasick - and can Ollie & the gang unravel the mystery of the Bone Idol? I was born in Cardiff, South Wales in September 1967. My earliest memories are starting at Gladstone Primary School (amazing I can remember that far back when I can't go to the kitchen and recall what I went in there for), although I wasn't there for very long as my parents moved house (I wished they'd told me. It took me ages to find them).Within hours of the realisation that I should write my own funny story, I had the first pages done and the main characters formed. It was as if they'd been waiting in some dark recess at the back of my mind for all that time (and there was me thinking the voices were a bad thing).And so here we are. Obviously, humour is very subjective and isn't ever going to be as popular as crime or thriller stories because we don't all laugh at the same things, but I'm happy doing what I'm doing because it pleases me and I think that's the most important thing (apart from food, water and oxygen of course. They're quite important). Skullenia, a series of humorous fantasy by Tony Lewis.