The Dark Secrets of DOOMHOLD!

A sudden calamity! A scramble to survive! Horrible truths revealed! Crumbs everywhere! Beware, for DOOMHOLD is not OSHA-compliant! Hi, I'm TJ Land. I write science fiction, fantasy, and romance. In their evil lair in the Arctic, two supervillains plot world conquest. No one's around to stop them. No police, no armies, no heroes, no one at all – except Snow. Which is a real pickle, because Snow's a polar bear.