The Ballad of King Norris the Hopeless

Once Norris Ronson,
Did dream to be king,
To live like a Pharaoh,
And hark as they sing.
But scruffy and useless,
With a wit that was slow,
How he would do it,
He didn't quite know...
Then sat in his bedroom,
He had an idea,
-The jape of the month,
The wheeze of the year!

'I'll tell them all falsehoods,
I'll tell them all lies...
It's brilliant, yes!
-The perfect disguise...'