Island Sailing Is Not All Rum and Bananas Volume 1: Humorous Stories From the Bahamas

Have you ever thought about quitting your job, buying a sailboat and sailing away to an island paradise? I did it and found out that Island Sailing is Not All Rum and Bananas. This book contains funny stories that all started with my first midlife crisis that I had when I turned 30, quit my job and sailed off to the Bahamas on a 36 foot Leaky Teaky sailboat named the Oh Kay. This book contains 22 fun to read sea tales and color pictures about exploding toilets, sharks, flaming alcohol stoves, drinking rum, drug planes, bales of pot, racing sailboats for rum, sinking a Sportfish, British humor, Coast Guard boarding, and strippers. Aside from being a great writer of humorous stories, George Todd is an excellent sailor and a certified Lotionologist. When he is not writing funny stories about his sailing misadventures, he is wandering the beaches of the Caribbean offering to apply suntan lotion to women (only) to protect their beautiful bodies from the ravages of the Caribbean sun. Yes, he is a charitable, unselfish guy. Buy the book. It is full of laughs.