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"The ultimate guide to spotting-and surviving-the smoothest operators in the wild."
We've all met that guy-the one whose pinky ring glints just a little too brightly when he says, "Trust me." Now, in this laugh-out-loud exposé, Destiny Divine dissects the pinky ring phenomenon with the precision of a stand-up comedian, and the wariness of someone who's been burned before.
Why You'll Love This Book:
���� Spot the Signs: Learn to decode pinky ring wearers' favorite phrases ("I know the owner," "Big things coming soon," "My ex was crazy") and body language (polishing that ring like it's a magic lamp that'll grant him credibility).
���� Occupational Hazards: Explore the careers where these men thrive-from shady "life coaches" to timeshare salesmen who think "no" means "let me talk louder."
���� Dating Disasters: Protect yourself from Pinky Ring Romeos with foolproof tactics, like asking to see his actual yacht or checking if his "VIP connections" exist outside his imagination.
���� Real (Mostly) Stories: Read jaw-dropping submissions from fellow survivors, including the woman who discovered her date's "family heirloom" was bought on eBay, and the guy who faked a British accent to make his ring seem classier.
Perfect For:
• Anyone who's ever been cornered by a man explaining his "big plans" at a party
• Friends who need intervention after one too many dates with "entrepreneurs"
• People who appreciate humor as sharp as a hustler's suit jacket lapels
(Fake) Praise for I Don't Trust Men Who Wear Pinky Rings:
"I bought this as a joke for my sister-then realized I was dating a textbook case. This book saved me $5K and a timeshare presentation." - Verified Buyer
"Finally, someone said what we've all been thinking. My only critique? Needs a 'distress signal' for when you're trapped in conversation with one." - Reader Review
We've all met that guy-the one whose pinky ring glints just a little too brightly when he says, "Trust me." Now, in this laugh-out-loud exposé, Destiny Divine dissects the pinky ring phenomenon with the precision of a stand-up comedian, and the wariness of someone who's been burned before.
Why You'll Love This Book:
���� Spot the Signs: Learn to decode pinky ring wearers' favorite phrases ("I know the owner," "Big things coming soon," "My ex was crazy") and body language (polishing that ring like it's a magic lamp that'll grant him credibility).
���� Occupational Hazards: Explore the careers where these men thrive-from shady "life coaches" to timeshare salesmen who think "no" means "let me talk louder."
���� Dating Disasters: Protect yourself from Pinky Ring Romeos with foolproof tactics, like asking to see his actual yacht or checking if his "VIP connections" exist outside his imagination.
���� Real (Mostly) Stories: Read jaw-dropping submissions from fellow survivors, including the woman who discovered her date's "family heirloom" was bought on eBay, and the guy who faked a British accent to make his ring seem classier.
Perfect For:
• Anyone who's ever been cornered by a man explaining his "big plans" at a party
• Friends who need intervention after one too many dates with "entrepreneurs"
• People who appreciate humor as sharp as a hustler's suit jacket lapels
(Fake) Praise for I Don't Trust Men Who Wear Pinky Rings:
"I bought this as a joke for my sister-then realized I was dating a textbook case. This book saved me $5K and a timeshare presentation." - Verified Buyer
"Finally, someone said what we've all been thinking. My only critique? Needs a 'distress signal' for when you're trapped in conversation with one." - Reader Review