How to Write Your Worst Book Ever

I know, I know, you, dear soon-to-be author, want to write your Best Book Ever. We'll get to that. But first, we just have to do this one little thing. We have to break through a tiny little barrier. Open the flood gates. Break through the wall. Hurdle the barrier. Yes, of course, we have only one thing, or rather one person, we need to overcome, to get over, to laugh with, for, and at. That one thing is, well, yeah, sorry about this but, it's... You. I got you. Here we go.