Hit the Ground Punning

Packed with over 400 puns and one-liners, this swearword-free joke book contains laughs for all ages - although the publisher omitted the gag about cartilage (it was a bit close to the bone).

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I'm obsessed with emptying my wheelie bin.
Just putting it out there.

My toddler nephew is feeling guilty about
making a mess with alphabetti spaghetti.
It's written all over his face.

Grappling-hook chic? That'll never catch on.

Horses can be so negative sometimes.
Such neigh-sayers.