Go Get Me a Gun

Ex-con jimmy conway doesn't do things the wrong way. He does them the conway! Meet Jimmy Conway, part-time crook, part-time con man, part-time Daddy's boy, full-time loser. But when his old man kicks the bucket and leaves the family jewelry store to him, Jimmy's sister and her greedy "round-fat" husband have a fit. Now, with Jimmy in the care of the family's crown jewels so to speak, his immediate family is the least of his worries with a black car operated by two thieves constantly scoping the joint. Knowing it's inevitable they're gonna make a play for hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of diamonds he's got locked up in a vault, he feels the urgent need to protect himself. But he's an ex-con and no way in hell is "woke" New York State about to grant him a pistol permit. Jimmy has no choice but to rely on his wits to fend off his sister, her husband, and the two crooks. But if only he could get himself a gun.