Geek Chic: The Zoey Zone

Meet Zoey
Age: Eleven. Well, almost eleven. Backspace. Halfway to eleven.
Factoid: 198 days to sixth grade.
Problem: Coolability (see glossary inside).
Connect the dots: A bad hair situation . . . Growing earlobes . . .
Wanted:
1. A fairy godmother.
2. A molto chic makeover

[molto = very in Italian].
3. A seat at the primo lunch table.

[Primo is also Italian. It means best.]
The solution:Tune in!