Festive As F**k

Let's face it-the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won't cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process! Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world's most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple "Ho" ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold's famous "Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol?" There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little "Hello Drunk, I'm Christmas" for your tree, or make a "Deck the Halls and Not Your Family" for your sibling. And above all, have a Happy F**king Holiday!⍾TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f**king best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy.⍾20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F**k includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season.⍾EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun.