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"Fueled by Tolkien's sweat, Willy Wonka's blood, and Clint Eastwood's attitude." Kirby is going on his first date, ever, but in the body of his RPG character, Gurk. When vengeful danger rears its ugly head on the nighttime streets of Three Hills City, will the chivalry of a half-goblin thief suffice?