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In the blood-soaked pages of Cupcakes, Satan & Murder, Jake Bannerman unleashes a carnival of horrors where love twists into butchery, faith rots into blasphemy, and the devil's grin hides in every shadow. From a widow clutching her husband's pickled heart in a morgue gone mad to a janitor torching a convent's soul-selling scam with a Molotov and a needle, these sixteen tales claw at the edges of sanity. A Xerox repairman stumbles into a neon-lit hell of serial-killer janitors and porn-star fantasies, while Girl Scouts turn cookie quotas into a gore-drenched rampageeach story a jagged shard of dread, dripping with visceral fury and dark glee. Bannerman's world doesn't whisper terror; it screams it, loud enough to wake the dead.Beneath the gore and grit, a sinister thread weaves through: power's a drug, and everyone's an addict. A false prophet builds an empire on hate and blood purity, only to face a slacker Jesus slinging Slurpees at 7-11; a billionaire gets off watching his wife fuck her way to a viral grave; a blacksmith's dreams of vengeance summon a bone-crafted Christ spitting revenge. With recipes like Devil's Food Cupcakes laced with menstrual blood and holy water, and a soul-selling scam sheet that mocks your every breath, this collection isn't just horrorit's a middle finger to the divine, a love letter to the damned, and a promise that no one gets out clean. Sink your teeth in, if you dare.