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Start a movement, sell a vibe, and maybe accidentally start a cult - all from your iPhone.This isn't your grandma's self-help book. Crash Course on Becoming an Online Cult Leader (Legally-ish) is the brutally funny, no-fluff survival guide to building a massively devoted following, monetizing "energy," and dodging legal action while you're at it.Whether you're selling crystals, crypto, or cottagecore chaos, Max Stone walks you through the absurdly real steps to:✅ Build a spiritual-sounding brand that says everything and nothing✅ Soft-launch your "belief system" without getting banned on TikTok✅ Weaponize vague wisdom and Canva graphics into passive income✅ Create teachings that sound deep but conveniently need a \$997 course to unlock✅ Handle trolls, skeptics, and overly loyal fans (who might tattoo your face)✅ Monetize belief, manage scandals, and disappear gracefully when it all implodesFrom fake moon calendars to multi-level culting (MLC™), this book is your satirical, step-by-step blueprint for spiritual domination in the age of livestream sermons, DM disciples, and algorithmic enlightenment.Perfect for:Wellness influencers looking to level up their chaosCoaches, creators & community "leaders" craving devoted followersAnyone who's watched a documentary and thought, "Wait… I could do that"People who love biting satire, real monetization tactics, and unhinged truthsWarning: This book contains zero motivation, zero fluff, and zero regard for sacred cows. Just cult-building tactics, online growth hacks, and way too many disclaimers.