Cat Food for Jesus

"Can I help you with the bag of cat food? I did not know you had a cat or even like cats?"

"Well, I now love them, and the food is for Jesus," she responded.

I thought she flipped her wig. "Why do you love cats now? And, Ms. Sarver, I do not believe our Savior needs cat food."

"It is not for our Savior, and you would not believe me if I told you," she said.