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You've heard of a zombie only a mother could love, well this is a joke book only a dad could love. Well him and all those with refined tastes in fatherly humor. You'll laugh, cry and definitely groan (or is it moan?) at these original, zombie-themed jokes from the braaains behind the Undead Institute.
Here's a sample of the horrors you'll find between these pages:
What did the zombie say after feasting at the insane asylum?
Tastes like nuts.
What do you call a zombie in a pool with no arms or legs?
Bob.
What's scarier than a zombie in a clown suit?
Nothing.
How would you describe both a zombie ninja and zombie flatulence?
Silent but undeadly.
What's the difference between a dad joke and a zombie joke?
The sound: groans versus moans.
A vampire, a ghost, and a zombie walk into a bar. A few minutes later, who walks out?
Two zombie vampires and a very lonely ghost.
What do you call a horde of bad zombie jokes?
This book.
How can you tell if the dealer at your weekly poker game is a zombie?
If he shuffles with his feet.
If you don't love this joke book, there's probably something very, very right with you.
Here's a sample of the horrors you'll find between these pages:
What did the zombie say after feasting at the insane asylum?
Tastes like nuts.
What do you call a zombie in a pool with no arms or legs?
Bob.
What's scarier than a zombie in a clown suit?
Nothing.
How would you describe both a zombie ninja and zombie flatulence?
Silent but undeadly.
What's the difference between a dad joke and a zombie joke?
The sound: groans versus moans.
A vampire, a ghost, and a zombie walk into a bar. A few minutes later, who walks out?
Two zombie vampires and a very lonely ghost.
What do you call a horde of bad zombie jokes?
This book.
How can you tell if the dealer at your weekly poker game is a zombie?
If he shuffles with his feet.
If you don't love this joke book, there's probably something very, very right with you.