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Welcome to I Don't Vant to Suck Your Blood Smoothie Shop, where all products are 100% blood-free!
That's good news for humans, but bad news for a thirsty vampire who just wants a pint of O-positive. With a little help from a friend, he'll realize that blood isn't a beverage. Humans need it! Blood delivers oxygen and nutrients, helps fight off infections, and so much more. So, grab this book and a pineapple-spinach smoothie, and find out why blood is such a fabulous fluid.
That's good news for humans, but bad news for a thirsty vampire who just wants a pint of O-positive. With a little help from a friend, he'll realize that blood isn't a beverage. Humans need it! Blood delivers oxygen and nutrients, helps fight off infections, and so much more. So, grab this book and a pineapple-spinach smoothie, and find out why blood is such a fabulous fluid.