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Ever opened Being and Time and wondered if your brain had a stroke?
Ever wanted to understand Heidegger, but all you got was a migraine and a vague sense of personal failure?
This is the book for you.
Being Really Confused is the hilariously brutal, no-holds-barred, sarcasm-soaked guide to Martin Heidegger's philosophical fever dream. Whether you're a burned-out philosophy major, a curious masochist, or someone who just wants to sound terrifyingly deep at brunch, this book unpacks the most infamously unreadable thinker of the 20th century-with jokes, rants, and zero patience for pretension.
Inside, you'll find:
What "Dasein" actually means (spoiler: it's just you, but anxious)
How to ruin conversations with phrases like "Being-toward-death"
Why "the they" is probably responsible for your haircut
And how to survive Being and Time without filing a lawsuit against your own brain
Equal parts roast and revelation, this book doesn't just explain Heidegger-it drags him, hugs him, then drags him again.
Read it if:
You want to laugh at existential dread
You love philosophy but hate suffering
You've been pretending to understand Heidegger and want to finally maybe mean it
Warning: May cause spontaneous existential crises, unbearable smugness, and the urge to buy a black turtleneck.
Ever wanted to understand Heidegger, but all you got was a migraine and a vague sense of personal failure?
This is the book for you.
Being Really Confused is the hilariously brutal, no-holds-barred, sarcasm-soaked guide to Martin Heidegger's philosophical fever dream. Whether you're a burned-out philosophy major, a curious masochist, or someone who just wants to sound terrifyingly deep at brunch, this book unpacks the most infamously unreadable thinker of the 20th century-with jokes, rants, and zero patience for pretension.
Inside, you'll find:
What "Dasein" actually means (spoiler: it's just you, but anxious)
How to ruin conversations with phrases like "Being-toward-death"
Why "the they" is probably responsible for your haircut
And how to survive Being and Time without filing a lawsuit against your own brain
Equal parts roast and revelation, this book doesn't just explain Heidegger-it drags him, hugs him, then drags him again.
Read it if:
You want to laugh at existential dread
You love philosophy but hate suffering
You've been pretending to understand Heidegger and want to finally maybe mean it
Warning: May cause spontaneous existential crises, unbearable smugness, and the urge to buy a black turtleneck.