A Greene Family Vacation

Greene family vacation itinerary.

Ticket holders: Seventeen adults. Five children.

Departs from Anchorage, Alaska.

Arrives in Maui, Hawaii.

Reports of arguing with the TSAs at the airport, three drunk grandmas, siblings fighting, a tooth fairy, two celebrities, one sunburned redhead, a wild blonde running the halls, and one unexpected layover in San Francisco.

Enjoy your trip!