Wyatt asks Serena out for Valentines Day and makes tons of traditionally romantic plans for the big night – flowers, candy, reservations – the works. But when he overhears Serena talking about how cheesy Valentine's Day is, Wyatt panics and cancels all his plans. Caitlin and Jen convince him that this is in fact a mistake of gargantuan proportions and that Serena's feelings will be hurt if he plays it too cool on this, the holiest of girl holidays. So with mere hours to go, Wyatt searches high and low to find the perfect gift for his crush. Meanwhile, Jonesy ventures waaaay out on a limb and asks Nikki out a date – but Nikki turns him down because she doesn't do Valentines Day dates anymore. Her Valentine's Day Date Embargo stems from some very bad experiences in years past and she's not about to risk another bad date. Nikki tries to convince Jen and Caitlin, who are searching frantically for dates, that they don't need a guy to have fun on Feb. 14th, but the girls try to find some anyway. Their scrambling gives Jonesy a GREAT idea – he erects the "Win a Dream Date with Jonesy" booth and lets women bid on the privilege of going on a Valentine's Day dream date with him. His foolproof plan to score big bucks backfires, however, when some unexpected people start to place bids.