Frank and the Puppy

Frank the cat has it good: Tons of toys, unlimited Whiskies™ and space and quiet to stretch and nap and think and write. Then his people bring home a box. A box with something unexpected inside. A puppy. A puppy who doesn't know the rules of naps. A puppy who slobbers and tackles and barks. This won't do. Frank will just have to find a better home. Should be easy, right?

One night, while Sunny is out for a walk, getting rid of her ya-yas, Frank spies, in a puddle of moonlight, a magnificent cat. She has nifty black paws. A long tail with splendid rings. A mask to hide her identity. She is an enigma, which is an extra-beautiful mystery. Frank is smitten. With the help of Sunny and a garrulous parrot named Cap'n Keith, Frank makes a plan to declare his undying love at first sight. But aside from hilarious shenanigans, will anything come of it?