Hasta La Vista, Zombies!

Warnings to live by: #1. Never invade a planet that has two farmers named Thunder and Lightning. You'll get a quick death by arrow or a slow agonizing death of thirst. #2. Never lie to a frustrated tourist that you will keep her safe. She may have a deadly finger. #3: Never antagonize a chunky girl that can read your mind. She may know how to turn you into a disgusting-looking zombie.